Fapsphemy

When you masturbate to something you think is sexy, but turns out to be a dud or ugly picture (say, a side-boob).

Hmm, that side-boob looks hot. Man, I feel like rubbing one out.

*Photo is actually picture of a fat guy's side-boob.
*Gasp* FAPSPHEMY!!!

by Goldstar127 January 12, 2013

Fapsalad

A faggot who is easy to and very funny. Has poor taste in stalkers that are currently unblocked.

I was on twitter last night and @Fapsalads followed me and we became instant best friends

by BongHitz4Jesus April 1, 2013

fapstorm

When your internet slows down because everyone is coming home from work/school and watching porn in HD. Especially prominent on the islands of Hawaii where there is very few internet lines leading to mainland.

Guy1: "Why is the internet so slow all of the sudden?"
Guy2: "its the fapstorm man"

by jteas December 12, 2017

fapistan

a country where NNN does not exist

John: I’ve thought about moving to Fapistan
Jon: Nigga doodoo peepee fart nigga guacamole penis

by cock cock cock cock cock December 14, 2020

Fapsent

Consent or permission to fap over a nude or photo

God damn Erin, that's hot. Do I have fapsent or will this cost me another $600 PayPal transfer?

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Fapology

The study of fapping, jerking off.

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.

by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005