excuse the sexy

A phrase given by one donning a too short and too tight hospital gown when her naughty bits are hanging out visibly.

Patient (while shimmying past nurse in doorway after putting on too tight, too short hospital gown): "Excuse the sexy."

by father muskrat October 1, 2010

excuse my french

Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.

by smokeyjoe September 6, 2003

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

Universal Excuse

An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.

The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."

Universal Excuse can be used as follows:

Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"

Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."

by crazycyrax May 8, 2009

emusexual

Of or pertaining to sexual relations with emus.

That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual.

by SWP May 6, 2005

Ebuse

Online abuse

Celso stop the ebuse! That poor girl has seen enough dick pics as it is

by Bojanglewangle October 11, 2018

excuse me what the fuck

when i read definitions on this site.

Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck

by kittenbunny65 February 24, 2021