why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

exercise intolerance

The condition that people with fibromyalgia claim they have that prevents them from engaging in physical activities that have been shown to significantly help their "disease."

Joyce: Because of exercise intolerance, I cannot workout for more than 10 minutes.
Billy: Hmmmmm, are you sure? Or is it because you weigh 300 pounds? You know Joyce, I know of a really good water aerobics class.

by PsyDawg July 13, 2015

exercise

To smoke weed or get high

Do you want to exercise with us?

by dbktmx21 December 10, 2009

Ball pits exercise

The act of washing just the balls, ass crack and arm pits. These areas are typically the strongest sources of body odor.

I think I need a shower. I was at a friend's house all weekend and only did the ball pits exercise.

by Malcoholic April 29, 2009

Bed exercises

sex

"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"

by Axxerano October 18, 2014

Segel Excercises

Segel Excercises are excersices done by women to tighten the vagina. Usually, many births, a woman's vaginal muscles become worn, and gently pull open. Segels are the contraction of the muscle to make the vagina tighter.

That effin biznatch is a hoodrat, she needs to do Segel Excercises.

by Chazzy's Chick January 5, 2006

exercuse

Cancelling plans because you're sore from the gym.

"Jim isn't coming skating because yesterday was leg day. What a horrible exercuse."

by Tchacha May 17, 2016