a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection
by t_murph October 17, 2013
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Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections
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A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.
Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.
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Get the one-way erection mug.1 The process of engineering an election so that you win, or attempting to do so.
2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.
2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.
1 Most democracies are ruled by the candidates most adept at electioneering.
2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?
2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?
by Naked Henry May 5, 2005
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by ricky warden June 11, 2006
Get the spontaneous erection mug.The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).
Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?
Ralph: Really? What was the election result?
Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
Ralph: Really? What was the election result?
Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
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The only people on Election Twitter with any sense of ability to actually analyze elections are Tencor and J. Miles Coleman
Conservative ET is lead by red eagle politics, and loser incel who will never feel the touch of a woman in his lfie
Liberal ET is lead by Umichvoter, another loser who has to get validation in his life from 14 year olds on twitter by faking acceptance letters into med school, and Vanilla Opinion, another incel who leads an army of picrew PFPs to attack anyone who disagrees with him
The only people on Election Twitter with any sense of ability to actually analyze elections are Tencor and J. Miles Coleman
Conservative ET is lead by red eagle politics, and loser incel who will never feel the touch of a woman in his lfie
Liberal ET is lead by Umichvoter, another loser who has to get validation in his life from 14 year olds on twitter by faking acceptance letters into med school, and Vanilla Opinion, another incel who leads an army of picrew PFPs to attack anyone who disagrees with him
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