mariana escobar

president-elect of njhs, known to be a notorious bum, and famed for her “get a load of this guy” and “aint no way” type moments

Bro I was tryna lock in last night but I was being such a mariana escobar

by mr morado May 21, 2025

Pablo Escobar

It is when you are Titty fucking a chick and when you’re about to blow, you shove it up to her nostril and it shoots out the other side.

I was chilling with Jennifer and right before I left I Pablo escobared her.

by Butrnips October 25, 2018

Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021