affection erection

When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.

I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.

by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018

Erectiocutioner

one who deliberately interferes with sometones chance of getting laid

I was trying to get laid but mt friend erecticutionered me.

by shaniqua March 5, 2004

Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.

I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .

by P to the C September 21, 2017

res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.

I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.

by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007

Earection

When you hear music that is so good it's like sex. If you continue to listen it may lead to an orgasm

"Dude, that band last night was sick!"
"Hell yea! That shit gave me an earection!"

by AKiller December 28, 2009

erecton

1.) When you get an erection so big that it looks like it would weigh a ton.

2.) The atoms making up your penis.

1.) Me:Hey girl,you look pretty damn hot.
Girl:Maybe i can let you fuck me.
Me:You just gave me an erecton.

2.)
Me:Hey babe,guess how many erectons make up my dick.
Girl:I would say like 100,000.

by XRacer16 November 2, 2015

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016