engagement blowjob

The blowjob she gives you after you propose to your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: hey babe, I think it’s time for my engagement blowjob!
Girlfriend: what’s that?!?
Boyfriend: well, I got on my knees to propose, now it’s your turn on your knees (pulls out penis)

by Miadolphins31 January 4, 2018

the engagement ring

When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA

My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..

by Boy Hampster windsor September 9, 2009

Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement

Statute of limitations is six months to get retribution for photos, pranks and other forms of humiliation. After the six month period has expired any retribution is considered a new act of warfare.

Brother -"I was just getting you back for those pictures you posted."

Sister- "According to the Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement, the statute of limitations has run out so now your screwed!"

by lmft August 17, 2011

breast enlargement

Herbs that enlarge your breasts, so they become firmer and fuller.

Breast enlargement Pills or liquid herbs is all you need.

by natureday.com September 7, 2006

employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

Enrapement

Inducing a person to commit to a relationship that the person would otherwise have been unlikely to commit to by guilting them after drunken sexual relations.

Steve: Remember when Melanie had sex with Aaron when he was drunk then guilted him into dating her?

Jackie: Yeah, she should have been arrested for enrapement.

by SexierThanJohn July 22, 2012

enlargement pill

For the dickweeds that need some dick for their hoes! They use the pill which gets their dick to grow in size by gettin the aroused and everything just because they can't do it themselves to make themselves bigger!

I think Aaron needs that enlargement pill or those hoes might not have anything to work with!!

by Fuckhead April 24, 2003