Enabling

(verb) the action of sub-consciously getting a girl to fall in love with you. An enabler is extremely precise and strategically tactful. They will engage in constant texting, planning of casual dinners and RomCom date nights. An enabler does not limit himself to one target and will occupy his time in multiple engagements with girls often in the same group of friends.

After a girl is successfully enabled; the "enabler" becomes officially bored and will subsequently deploy the response mechanism known as disabling. A disabler will refuse to response to messages/calls and avoid social events where the "enablee" will be in attendance

Guy 1: Why are you so upset?
Guy 2: I've got to stop enabling these Melbourne girls. They get upset if I shower them in affection and then delete them from facebook after I'm bored
Guy1: You need to work on your disabling techniques man

by Notbadmate October 14, 2012

'edable

something which is prone or suscepible to'edding
something which can be 'edded
from the verb to 'ed:- the act of striking an object with one's 'ed

that ball is very 'edable, go on my son.... 'ed it!

by johnno_smith January 28, 2011

Speakish Engable

To speak so quickly that you replace parts of a word with another.

Often very embarrassing, because it normally happens when attempting to burn somebody.

Derived from "Speakable English"

-Pimp- Nigga, iz you high?

-Man 1- Iz I high?

-Man 2- NIGGA, iz you Speakish Engable?

by Totentag August 13, 2009

enablext

Using texts to convince someone to drink

"I wasn't going to have that glass of wine after work, but my friend enablexted me so I did"

by purplepenquin September 26, 2013

enableratrix

Synonymous with Sugar Momma, a woman who's willing to pay for your drug habit and shield you from the consequences of it.

"Your girlfriend is an enableratrix she gets off on doing your dishes, and paid the bill for the taxi you shit in!"

by stinkfish657 November 27, 2013

enablerhood

Neighborhood of enablers.

I know my neighbor is an alcoholic, but I still give him a six-pack for mowing my lawn. He knows I'm terribly lazy and need more exercise, but mows my lawn for me anyhow.
It's a beautiful day in the Enablerhood, a beautiful day in the Enablerhood, wouldn't you like to be my enabler.

by carmencita June 17, 2015

enableism

a person who just say yes to everything.

A : Should I paint my room again?
B : Yes.
A : Black?
B : Absolutely.
A : fuck you enableism.

by Katoki April 14, 2024