egotisticalposttwitt

People who post countless arrogant and lame status updates on FB. Often self-proclaiming that they are the "luckiest people". However, said people should eliminate their excessive time posting and more time working on relationships with their straying significant other. Duh, why else do you think he bought you that nice stuff?

ie: "My friend, the egotisticalposttwitt, has just updated her status again. When will she learn that diamonds, pearls and trips all at once mean her husband is cheatin' on her sorry ass?"

by uran8she June 9, 2011

Egotistical Drug Irony

When somebody keeps doing drugs and gets an ego from it, when it is the root of why the person shouldn't have an ego. This is also ironically what makes it even harder for the person to quit the habit.

Josh: Yo dawg, wanna smoke some of dat supa fire?

Victor: I'm kind of busy right now... I have, er, a lot to do today...

Josh: Aight dawg whatever mang... more for me fool! Stay chill dawg.

Victor: *Facepalms to himself knowing the Egotistical Drug Irony*

by FrusteratinglyEducational November 13, 2012

Egotistical cunt

Highest tier of ego. Always talks about themselves and downs others. Probably only use discord and have little to no friends In real life. Thinks they are #1 but really nobody enjoys being around them. They also most likely only refer to animes as comebacks and nothing else.

Wow Sora you are an Egotistical cunt.

Your being mean karma you Egotistical cunt.

by BartholomewThe3rdRequium June 21, 2022

egotesticle

1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.

2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).

"Jesus Matt, stop being so egotesticle!"

by banjolin October 6, 2011

egotesticle

adjective:

1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism

2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles

3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles

Usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality

“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”

by raindropper February 8, 2013

EGOTESTICLE

One who thinks they have more balls then they actually do

He is such a egotesticle jerk. If he actually had balls the size of his ego he would be a force to be reckoned with.

by Scrap Raff March 12, 2017

Egolistic

When you's full of ego and you try to control women with your huge ego

You were being exreamly egolistic towards your girlfriend which was really rude...

by Wan afuq March 22, 2017