when you are taking a poop in a public place and someone walks in and you dont want them to hear you in the stall taking a loud poop so you clinch your butt to be quiet
i was in the bathroom at micky d's the other day with mud butt and some guy came in the room i was really EmbarASSed
by Black-Hamlet August 31, 2010
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by Mr. Ownage July 8, 2004
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Get the embarrassment mug.When something very awkward (embarrassing)occurs yet no one around you notices or sees it at all, leaving you even more awkward inside.
I totally peed my pants in Chemistry. No one saw it! now my pants have dry piss in it! How embarrassingle!
by Haynie March 2, 2009
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Get the embarradied mug.The feeling of embarrassment when you see a vehicle identical to yours next to you on the road. This usually entails a self-conscious attempt to avoid glancing at the other driver - who is no doubt attempting to avoid glancing at you.
"Why are you lookin' at me, man?"
"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
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"I'm ignoring that car over there. It's the same make, model and color as mine."
"Oh, you're suffering from Twin Vehicle Embarrassment. Drag."
by markvw59 April 19, 2012
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Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that 2001 CIA video finally released in 2010, where the CIA contributed to the death of innocent Americans, by suggesting the Peruvian Air Force intercept a small plane with American Missionaries inside?"
Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."
Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.
Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?
Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.
Dude 2: TOTALLY!
Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."
Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.
Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?
Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.
Dude 2: TOTALLY!
by DidITweetThat February 12, 2010
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