emasculate

A verb that describes what happens to the game of football when the "Tuck Rule," a.k.a. the "Tom Brady Rule," is applied to a play that is clearly a fumble.

Don't emasculate the game by giving in to the whiny complaints employed by fans of that pussy Tom Brady!

by tegthethird January 3, 2010

emasculate

A man missing his mojo. Very closely related to the metrosexual, although he is probably not so well groomed and probably doesn't know who Jennifer Hudson is. Tends to be pussy whipped.

Wow, I thought Mack was cool at first, but golly, is he ever emasculated!

by Phylipswiller June 2, 2007

Ejagulate

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game

After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room

by Fundles January 19, 2023

eggulate

(v.)to eggulate - When one cooks eggs, the eggs begin to "eggulate", meaning they begin to sizzle and crackle.

When I was cooking my breakfast, it took about 20 mins for the eggs to eggulate because the fire was not strong.

by Yinky February 4, 2008

Epagurate

It is a phrase used to explain when one hurts themselves in a minor accident. i.e. when you stub your toe. or when you hit your funny bone.

Leah walks into a room and stubs her toe on the night stand.

Something she would yell is:

"Why do I always epagurate myself?!"
"I epagurated myself... again!"
"OW! epaguration much?"

by StellaMonroe December 1, 2009

Efagulation

Ejaculating for fags

Jimmy's Efagulation hurt my anus

by pussymagnent69 April 9, 2016

ejagulative

The adjective for ejagulation

Wow man,you are so ejagulative

by Ethanhorror May 13, 2018