GNU eMacs

A mysterious program used for causing carpal tunnel syndrome.

GNU eMacs is Generally Never Used Except by Middle Aged Computer Scientists.

by Definitely not NeoVim user. March 15, 2023

Boot and Ejack

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"

Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"

by TheFush April 9, 2011

emachines

A computer company that gets made fun off because people talk crap about it. Well ive had 2 emachines that have been nothing but good. I have a 1998 emachines thats lasted with no problems. And now i have the one I'm on now that i use for gaming. Whoever said that its shit for gaming is stupid all i had to do is buy a bigger video card and its like any other gaming computer.

Dell guy: Dude your getting a DELL!!
me: No I'm not i'm getting a emachines and it has better specs and you pay $500 less.

by Robert Steadman August 8, 2006

emaskulation

Fear of being perceived as less than a manly man by appearing in public wearing a face-covering.

Herman Cain feared emaskulation, and now he's dead.

by Sozorofuji July 30, 2020

Neik emak ya er

It is a term used to disrespect someone's mother by saying that they will have sexual interactions with her.

Tom Neik emak ya er

by ha 2o2toch ayre bi kess emak November 5, 2020

eback

(n.) -- an e-book composed in or converted to a digital format for display on a computer screen or handheld device; first there were hardbacks and paperbacks, now there are ebacks

"I just ordered Stephen King's latest novel in digital format. For me, an eback is just as a good as a paperback book, even better, because I can store it for use anytime anywhere and read it off a variety of screens."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a bookstore in Chicago on March 24, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 4, 2010

eMachines

A company that makes inexpensive and quality computers that last quite long and was tied for second best computers as reviewed by PCWorld Magazine. It was owned by Gateway and now Acer.

My 8-year-old eMachines still works like new!!!!

by emachinesFan June 22, 2009