2 definitions by Sozorofuji

borborygmucracy

From "borborygmus": a rumbling or gurgling noise made by the movement of fluid and gas in the intestines. A form of government, the policies of which are derived from the interpretation of borborygmus.

The Current White House Occupant says: "“I have a gut, and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me.” That's why we're now living in a borborygmucracy.

by Sozorofuji July 30, 2020

emaskulation

Fear of being perceived as less than a manly man by appearing in public wearing a face-covering.

Herman Cain feared emaskulation, and now he's dead.

by Sozorofuji July 30, 2020