dead elves

Referrring to a group of people that is no fun by virtue of acting like puritans, boy scouts, or for their failure to participate. Since the word "lame" has itself been very lame for quite some time, this new term has stepped in to fill that need.

"So did John & Lisa make it out to the club last night?"
"No! Those f*cking dead elves!"

by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005

elver

- A baby eel.

- Some clame it to be an urban elf.

Gimme that elver. I looks nice and Juicy.

by Hovah January 25, 2005

Elven Brooks

A Flaming Homosexual male on a chat site, Currently holding over 800 posts. Always tries to get away from a person called BrotherHood, yet he was peed on by him and stabbed multiple times.

Look at that gay ELVEN BROOKS

by ElvenBrooks December 9, 2008

Elven Hair

A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.

I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.

by Shewolf55 July 18, 2020

Elves

Toe sucking hoes. Simple as that

If you have a toe fetish you will love elves

by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022

Elvebready

When you suddenly get motivation to trade in the Roblox game Adopt Me! like the youtuber Elvebredd.

Person A: I feel Elvebready today
Person B: Wtf does that even mean bro

by Definitelyasaneperson July 15, 2023

The Elven tongue

Cunniligus of the mouth

Gabe how do you not know what "The Elven Tongue" is?

by WaikoAnna December 8, 2017