spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

ouchless elastics

for pleasure other than for hair...

Omg Scott did you put her elastics in your mouth!! MANLY that you used her elastics like that.
Ouchless elastics are superb man!

by ouchless elastics December 06, 2020

elasticate

To stretch and extends one’s limbs.

I need to elasticate my legs right now

by Gabetx April 09, 2023

elasticate

To stretch and extends one’s limbs

I need to elasticate right now

by Gabetx April 08, 2023

Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.

"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."

by Alex James Regina November 25, 2007

what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch

"that guy is so what the elastic man"

by butterdog99 September 21, 2021