Fantastic Elastic

the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.

Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic

i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic

by fantasticelastic May 7, 2009

Elastifact

Verb: The art of stretching facts to attain a desired reaction. A rare skill, typically found in those successful in public relations.

Noun: a fact that has been stretched or spun

Ex: The mayor tried his best, but no amount of elastifacting could save him from impeachment this time.

by Mavro88 November 9, 2009

e-blast

Short for ejaculation blast. More commonly used in referring to a virtual ejaculation rather than literally spraying cum violently.

'Did you see that email from that bitch Valerie? I'd like to e-blast all over her face!'

by DehsYkael May 16, 2015

e-blast

A standard industry term used in email marketing to describe the act of "blasting" a message out to a group of hundreds or thousands of people simultaneously, similar to the act of "blasting" a verbal message out with a loud speaker. Typically used to differentiate between two-way email interactions (where a customer emails a question and the company responds), and one-way bulk email interactions (such as newsletters or promotions).

"Tell marketing that we definitely need to add a coupon code to our upcoming July e-blast."

by gobo760 July 17, 2013

Elasterbate

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.

Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.

by just some dood January 28, 2010

elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.

John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting

by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013

AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)

The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males

Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex

by Christopher Cantoon April 13, 2008