Cross earring

faggot kids naked ben wear cross earrings because they think they are cool and get girls

ben wears a cross earring for “god” but really it’s for girls

by greyballow February 18, 2021

Earism

This is the religious cult that praise the newly peirced ear. we spread the word of the sacred book, "the d.i.y ear piercing manual" which is the foundation of our religion. we will not be opressed, we will not be stopped for one day we will be bigger than the jews (if we arent already...)

Crosby: let us praise the ear of aoife...
Onaed: yes. then we shall mock the jews.
Some Jew: leave me alone.....earism IS cool though...

by system fan January 8, 2007

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

earsisha

used to describe someone who likes to listen to your conversation and then go carry your news to other people without your consent.

she walks in when you are talking on the phone to a close friend. You tell your friend u will call them back later. later......
Friend: why did you have to go earlier?
You: earsisha ah come fi listen mi business!

by secr8tve1 February 7, 2010

Earnist

He is a great father and friend. He is very sweet and kind. He may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down. His intelligence is high, and he'll tell you all about it. You would be lucky to find an Earnist- they are unique.

My best friend
Earnist is awesome!

by July4bday June 8, 2021

earrigation

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.

One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

Earlist

Someone that can enjoy earl sweatshirts music healthily. people that enjoy it to an extent that its unhealthy are what is know as a earlistist. the earlists favourite song is most likely Whoa from the Doris album. they own golf wang socks. and there friends despise them.

1:Hey man wanna go outside?
2:No, im listening to Whoa.
1:Oh fuck off. i just want to play golf
2: Was that an OF reference..
1: YOUR SUCH AN EARLIST

by ssoonn December 10, 2021