Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020

earphoneless

Somebody Dumbass Son Name Darrelle Said This Shit And I Corrected Him And He Was Dn Mad Mad But I Think He Meant I Had No Earphones..If Somebody Say This Shit Say You Must Be Retarted

Associate: hahaha your earphoneless

Me: You Must Be Retarted

by 🥵 November 13, 2018

Earpick

a cotton-tipped swab used "against product recommendations" to clean the inner ear canal.

One uses a toothpick to clean their teeth and an earpick to clean ones ears.

"Honey, will you remember to pick up some earpicks when our at the store."

by Mobile.Rook May 20, 2013

getting earped

verb(v) This action originated from a mud skipper. It usually occurs when you are called out on something, that the person doing the blasting has no idea what he is talking about. You are then left standing there jaw dropped, completely, and utterly confused on what just happened to you.

Dude, did you hear about hamiton have to stand gate guard? He is getting earped big time

by jermdogg October 20, 2008

mug me earphones

The distinctive earbuds associated with the Apple iPod. iPods are easy to pick out because of their white earphones and are popular on the black market making them more likely to be stolen. aka mugmes

iPod Users are easy to spot, sporting the white ear buds, often referred to as mug me earphones.
- The Globe and Mail (Canada), November 15, 2008

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

Earphones

A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!

Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!

Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.

Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.

by master stghm February 5, 2005

Earphone Bumpin'

Someone who so obnoxiously cranks the volume on their earphones just for the single fact of showin' off (to those close enough around that can hear them) what music they're listening to.

The guy earphone bumpin' three treadmills down from me is listening to Mos.

by Call Me CoCoNUT May 25, 2008