lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

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Poop Explosion

When a newborn needs his/her diaper changed and the diaper is overflowing.

"OMG I changed the baby's diaper and poop explosion is running down my arm. the wall, the couch...wake up dear, its on your face."

by Ziggy0751 May 14, 2015

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Dairy Explosion

When you are lactose intolerant and have dairy

DAIRY EXPLOSION

by Yeeemu November 2, 2019

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Ham Explosion

Releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer*, etc.

*Ham explosions on police officers are strongly discouraged.

"Look, Gladys! Those jerk neighborhood kids are pressing ham against our picture window again. Oh, goodness! Ham explosion!"

by Choco Ison December 24, 2007

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Shit Explosion

When you pull down your pants to poo and while your bent over pushing them to your ankles the poo explodes from your ass all over the toilet and wall.

"Dude bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom if I were you, I just spackled the walls with a shit explosion."

by TheMadShitter August 19, 2006

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