Exrection

When you view something so horrible and vile that the penis hides away inside the body for protection and to have a little cry.

"Hey, did you see that picture of a man shoving a metal pipe down his knobhole I linked you?"

"Yes I did. You cunt. It gave me an exrection."

by Pearo November 12, 2013

Exemption

1. Freedom from an obligation: Permission or entitlement not to do something that others are obliged to do.

2. Exempt person or thing: Somebody who or something that is exempt, e.g. income that is not taxed.

1. An exemption from jury duty.
2. A range of tax exemptions.

by Jafje April 10, 2007

shawshank exemption

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

by amra July 12, 2006

exceptional individual

A more politically correct way to call someone retarded.

Rob Ford was a... *remembers he's in polite company* ... er, an exceptional individual.

by anonymous_________ September 3, 2017

Beaner executioner

A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.

Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!

Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?

Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!

by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019

Executionist

Someone who reliably achieves seemingly impossible tasks. Performed with such expertise the task appears easy to everyone else.

Gary Taylor who works at World Travelers got me out of Nepal, through China and home to the states in 48 hours. All the other travel agents said it would take 2-3 weeks to get the Visas and Tickets to achieve this. Gary got it done, made it look easy and he didn't brag about it. Gary is an executionist, because it's just in a days work for him.

by Snarfius June 10, 2014

Executioner Style

This is a sexual experience when you are having sex with a girl from behind and when you are about to cum you push her forward and blow your wad in the back of her head

Last night i gave my girlfriend an executioner style

by Riptorn3 July 3, 2009