bestie ernests

hatties bestie, called ernests!

bestie ernests! help me with my homework!
Bestie ernests! heyyyy!

by dumisdum September 22, 2021

Ernesto

The Ernesto is the act of fucking a chick with a condom on, and then at the last minute, right before you come, without warning, pulling the condom off. The goal is to cum all over the girl and make as big a mess as is possible, much to her surprise. It is not an Ernesto unless it is an unwanted surprise for the girl. It makes little sense and is completely inconsiderate, which make the thoughtless act quite entertaining. It is so named after being pioneered by an Italian man named Ernesto.

"dude, I was about to cum and I figured "fuck it, I don't even like this chick", so I had to Ernesto her at the last minute"

by the nesto November 28, 2007

The Ernesto

When a male jacks off and cums on his own chest.

G: Hey Santo! Why is your shirt stuck to your chest?
Santo: I just pulled the Ernesto!
G: Nice

by Veal Cutlet July 10, 2010

Ernesto

Good looking people who are also fans of great football teams

Look, that guy must be an Ernesto, because he likes Independiente Santa Fe

by djcbiche February 14, 2019

Tú eres una puta

"You are a bitch" in spanish

Tú eres una puta

by MrJoshTheEpic December 20, 2015

ernestoe

the act of which one has a desire for ankles

stop with the ernestoe and do something else, Steve!

by jaraparks August 25, 2017

Erekson

The surname of a descendant of Spiderman. If this is your last name you can jump as high as a black guy.

Wow, look at those calfs, he must be an Erekson kid.

by Baldbabby . TTV May 20, 2019