effin

How to say the word "fucking" in front of young children, so they don't echo your potty mouth.

me: That effin George Bush is talking on TV again!
child: Who is Bush?
me: Some moron dipshit cunt faggot asshole sonofabitch pussy dickhead cocksucker bastard that says retarded homo bullshit all the time!

by naknumm February 22, 2008

Effige

When a Female's dress/top/pants fails to cover their bum fully and the bottom of the bum cheeks are on show. They are said to be displaying 'Effige'

(!)Note: Only Used when Female is bare leg i.e no tights, Jeans etc.

Pronounced - 'Ef-idge'

EXAMPLE 1
Steve: Did you see Sarah's friend in the blue dress last night?
Sam: Yeah, The amount of Effige she was showing, Damn!

EXAMPLE 2
Steve: Don't look now but there's a fat chick with far to much effige on show.
Sam: Where? OH GOD!!!!

Related Words
booty ass legs female dresses butt bum

by The Awesome Man November 7, 2012

Enfinger

Objecting to a book you haven’t read yet

She enfingered that LGBT book at the library.

by That one girl the mayor hates September 1, 2023

effigy

A method of communication sending a cardboard cutout of the self and leaving it in front of another's door. Most common use is to invite a girl to a formal. Sometimes in this case the effigy is accompanied by a rose.

Pierre: I really want to go with Natasha to the formal.
Sonya: You should effigy her!

by rµ(h1r4 December 9, 2010

effinky

a portmanteau describing someone or something that is not only efficient, but kinky as well.

i slept with that librarian. she was totally effinky.

by pamelasm June 21, 2007

Effinpheffer

A sweet way to call someone a fucking fucker. One may also call someone a fucking effinpheffer. It's a little repetitive but good for emphasis nevertheless.

Suck my balls you (fucking) effinpheffer.

by Emma J. October 14, 2005

Efking

A way of saying Fucking, without the same level of vulgarity, and also a way to make yourself sound like a complete Dork if said seriously with no tone of sarcasm.

See also Fecking.

Example 1-
Fat Old Man: "..."
Young Asshole: "YOU ARE SO EFKING FAT! YOU FUCK!"

Example 2-
Mother: "Johnny, please pass the Efking salt for your father."
Johnny: "Ok, I will pass the Efking salt.

Example 3-
Suicidal Man: "I hate this Efking world."
Random Dickhead: "Go jump off an Efking bridge!"
Suicidal Man: "Suck my Efking penis, I can't swim!"

by xerocide December 11, 2007