A DutchMasters XXL

An EXTREMELY fat blunt rolled by experienced pot smokers. These will be rolled with no other but a XL Dutchmasters blunt. This blunt cannot be filled with anything less but an 8th of the dankest of all dank piff.

Kevin- "Dude No WAYY!! That is the biggest L i have ever seen!"
Vinny-"L is an understatement, this is A DutchMasters XXL

by OnlyPiffOrSour August 24, 2010

Flying Dutchman

The act of zip lining into your lover's intimate parts.

Guy: Can I give you a Flying Dutchman?
Girl: Yummy, I want some of that!!!!
Guy: Here I come!!!!!!!!!!! (Zip lined into girls intimate parts)

by Raging_Pooper6547 December 13, 2014

Flying Dutchman

When you cup a potent fart then throw it at someone. A twist on the Dutch Oven.

I got Sam right between the eyes with a snowball, then he returned fire with a gnarley Flying Dutchman.

by Alexcellent-69 March 10, 2015

flying dutchman

found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in California, Arizona and Nevada (It's family owned and operated). It consists of meat and cheese only. A 2x2 flying dutchman is 2 meat and 2 cheese. A 3x3 is 3 meat and 3 cheese.

Whoa, Char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours!

by PCP from the MPC February 11, 2006

flying dutchman

when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed

I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.

by B123456 January 13, 2008

Saucy Dutchman

A sexual act where the partners defecate on each others lips then they ejaculate onto each others mustache and then they proceed to eat each others mustache.

Cody enjoys performing the saucy dutchman when he hires male hookers.

by dug1988 July 27, 2009

Drunken Dutchman

A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.

"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?""

by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020