Dahne

Someone who is usually fat (300lb minimum) and uses these quotes often:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I think I lost it.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I forgot it.
or
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh,I don't have it.
Somewhat retarded.

Dude, you're such a Dahne.

by angard03 May 21, 2010

duane

guy who hits on my girlfriend and thinks I don't know

Hey Duane, you suck. Go jerk off to your Japanamation

by wurd January 29, 2004

duane

a dumb fucking cunt who takes forever to deliver your food

cass : you fucking duane
alicia : slow ass duane

by duanetta October 23, 2020

Duane

Some 20 something year old fat black guy with a little wang

Guy1:yo did hear about Duane bro?
Guy2:yeah I heard he tried to have sex with his boss to get promoted but he couldn’t satisfy her

Guy1:that’s sad
Guy2:well that’s why she’s still married

by Howdareu July 27, 2019

Duante's Finger

The act of moistening one's finger in a beer of there choice, and inserting it into another's ear canal without any consideration for the other.

Sentence:
At Fruddruckers Tito got Wil with a Duante's Finger b/c he was the first to get his beer.
How to use:
This is the kind of thing to do at a fuddruckers when you are the first to grab your beer and your friends still wait in line. You can be an ass if you get the first beer, b/c they don't have one yet to return the PAIN (aka Daunte's Finger).

by HuntR July 29, 2008

Duane-amyte

A simultaneous burp and cough. Named after a man whom I work with who does this quite frequently at very high volumes. Also referred to as a Marsplosion, named after his surname.

It's difficult to get any work completed with a Duane-amyte going off every 15 seconds.

by StPhatty October 1, 2007

Duhnemia

A condition marked by a deficiency or any sense of irony, resulting in the weariness of others.

Did you see the video interview of that rally attendee wearing a profane misogynistic Tshirt while railing against how countries with different predominant religions don’t respect women? He has severe duhnemia.

by JIMWICh August 20, 2016