Chocolate blow dryer

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.

Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!

by Eng3dean August 20, 2016

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.

Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.

by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022

hair dryer

farting into an open vagina

I was fucking my girlfriend you know, in that position where she is on her shoulders and your pretty much sitting down on her to fuck her. Well my dick fell out, so I rocked forward and gave her the hair dryer.

by jomo85 April 27, 2006

Hair dryer

When you snowball, but with a fart. Someone farts in your mouth and you pass it back and forth keeping a vacuum all the while so the air tightness will not break.

She woke me up with a hair dryer this morning.

by Dirtmcgirtbruh January 6, 2017

dryer sheet

A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.

Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.

by k.m.n December 12, 2008

dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.

After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.

by branding iron October 26, 2010

blow dryer

during the act of 69ing your partner, you expel gas from your anus into their hair.

I've shampooed my hair six times and still cant get the smell out from when Mike gave me a blow dryer.

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008