The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.
Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.
by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009
When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.
by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015
Sloppy female u pick up from a bar and park your dick in her dick driveway and pulling out of it before she wakes up
by Dick driveway February 03, 2014
A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.
John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.
by koolmanrocks2000 July 28, 2013
This is a slang for saying that two people are same sex significant others. The driveway being a common area they share together among other things... also suggests that they co-habit together.
by baycer2 January 16, 2015
Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;
by hoe billy yo April 10, 2011
A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.
A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”
C: god damn it.
by Iamtheliquor55 January 12, 2023