(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
by Ileah519 December 8, 2011
Get the Driveway Derelictsmug. The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.
At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.
by SarahBarreilles January 25, 2019
Get the Clear the Drivewaymug. by Kewich October 13, 2020
Get the Driveway Foggingmug. When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.
by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015
Get the driveway diggermug. by rjbb04 September 28, 2023
Get the Buff Her Drivewaymug. The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.
Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.
by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009
Get the Driveway Dancemug. A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.
John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.
by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013
Get the Smoker's Drivewaymug.