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I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
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Everything that is good in the world. The greatest flavor of doritos our universe has ever seen. They are simply awsome.
I could eat only Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos for the rest of my life.
by Hezron February 27, 2008
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Doritos Locos Tacos

Possibly the most amazing invention by a fast food place, the Doritos Locos Tacos are a taco made by Taco Bell in collaboration with Doritos. This one of a kind taco has the insides of a regular taco from Taco Bell, but the shell is instead a big Doritos.
Yeah, I went to Taco Bell, but only for the Doritos Locos Tacos.
by mpgiii April 13, 2013
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

Said usually by Jake Peralta in Brooklyn 99

This is used when in an awkward situation or in any situation really.
Person 1: " Hey we need to talk about us okay"
Person 2: "Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.”
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doubt-it

disagreeing with what is said.
said with accent
p1: i have a huge dick
p2: doubt it

I fucked last night
p2: doubt it
by Anonymous October 25, 2001
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doubtfiring

When a man dresses up as a woman, but is not really a transvestite. The reference is from the movie "Mrs. Doubtfire" in which Robin Wiliams dressed up as a woman to get a job working as a nanny for his own children.
That pervert Bobby has been doubtfiring his way into the women's locker room at the gym...
by Phylomon October 7, 2012
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Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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