Douche 

Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.

Michael Besly is a douche.

Douche by DrunkLahey November 19, 2011

douche 

an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.

Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!

douche by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005

Douche 

Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.

you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.

Douche by Talia! March 15, 2007

douche 

Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!

douche by Link June 25, 2004

Douche 

A person who acts like a dumbass or doesnt have anything really important to say

"How do you make top ramen?"
"omg what a fuckin douche are you serious?"

Douche by D-Gringo August 22, 2006

douche 

1. A device used to cleanse one's dirty vagina.
2. A complete brainless moron that does nothing but kill other human beings by wasting oxygen.
3. Jeremy Rienbolt, Marina’s High School’s Band Director. The one guy who does nothing but screw everyone over.

1. The only action Jeremy is ever able to view, besides in his car, (& his mother), is watching female, or male, nude sluts that need to use a douche to clean out their vaginas.
3. Krissy asked Jeremy why he was such a douche.
2. Lucy asked Mr. Rein-douche if she could go to skip the band competition to take her SATS. Mr. Rein-douche replies, "Where can I contact these SATS people?"

douche by TONESTER December 28, 2005

douche 

Verb. To clean a pussy using over the counter products.
Noun. All components of said products that come in the box (douche bag, solution, nozzle)

Slang - Noun. 1) A person who is acting in a sleezy and respulsive way.
2) A cheesy person who attempts to smooth talk or con someone.
3) A buffoon, a person acting in a way to attract attention to themselves by behaving in a socially inappropriate manner.
4) One who commits selfish and harmful acts intentionally

1) That douche is copying your test answers
2) That douche of a salesmen tried to charge me extra closing costs
3) The bouncers just wrecked that douche who spilled his drinks on people
4) That douche just took my parking spot

douche by Expane December 28, 2005