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dooced

1. To be fired from your job from talking about it on your blog. Dooce.com

2. "To have the hit count on one's blog jump from 20 to 6,000 hits per day from a single mention by Dooce." From 12tutufondue.blogspot.com

See also dooce.
1. I was dooced yesterday because some scumbag sent my boss the link to my blog.

2. Dooce linked me in her post and I got Dooced because of it.
by ladymadaysia April 18, 2005
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doosed

Bruv i'm doosed.

can only really be used when talking about yourself.
by LondonsBurningcosimonfire March 15, 2008
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Doomed Megalopolis

1. Something hopelessly beyond salvation. All your base are belong to someone else, and they have the deeds to all your base in a very firm grip. fubar.

2. Something terribly dissapointing. Worse than Rocky V. Worse than any Dolph Lundgren movie.

3. Any hypothetical or imaginary scapegoat for a problem. A not yet realized obstacle. In a situation where the negative effects of an unknown cause are being experienced, the unknown cause.

4. A terrible anime of the same name. The inspiration for all of these definitions. Worth watching.
1. No wonder your previous landlord billed you a G on top of the deposit he kept. I saw that place when you guys moved out, you vacated a Doomed Megalopolis, not an apartment.

2. In spite of the great things I heard about the first death scene in "Suspiria", that films' status as a Doomed Megalopolis is concrete in my book.

3. If someone hadn't told me about the strike, I would have guessed from the look of things that a fatal error had ocurred in our landfill's Doomed Megalopolis.

4. Even though its horrible, in its own way, the movie Doomed Megalopolis has something to teach us all.
by Tom Cerveaux August 2, 2005
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Doordash

The ultimate source for giving in to cravings and the reason why I've been eating like literal crap lately.
That moment when you've been ordering way too much Doordash so you make a pact to yourself to not order for the rest of the month... and then you realize it's the shortest month of the year anyway so before you know it it's going to be back to the Doordashing-till-you-Drop.
by Pialinist February 9, 2022
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Cringe Doordash member

Cringe when it comes to anime. Is always the king of zest. People like this talk about themselves alot. Most of the time think they are #1 everywhere they go (They are not).
Sora is a Cringe Doordash member on god.
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scooby-dooed

1. To be fooled, hood-winked, conned, scammed, got-over-on, duped. Getting taken advantage of.
2. Mental error, forgetfulness.
1. Extended warranties- You went for the whole deal? Boy, you got Scooby-dooed!
2. I forgot the cable guy was coming today. I really scooby-dooed that; Slipping one's mind.
by Icarlp February 29, 2008
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dooced

To be fired for "objectionable posts" on your website.
Acidman aka Rob Smith, owner of Gut Rumbles.com was dooced by his employer, not for talking about work, but for talking about *things* and/or opinions that the company HR department found *objectionable*.
by Elizabeth Of the South June 13, 2005
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