DOTARD

Dotard is a good recipe deriving from Kim John un. It was made for the more evolved Australian derived species of human: Hetroeshatrions, refers to as ESHAYS!!!

First Step: poor 3 litres of Digliwala juice into a jar.

Second Step: Get 16 kg of Jaman Ice-Cream.

Third Step: put it in a nova 35 days, to heat it to 10000000 °C, at the same time start tutting into it, the tutti should be pure.

Fourth Step: After getting it out of the nova, put Skinny Dotard’s meat inside and mix it with ham.

Fifth Step: Destroy another star to create a nova and place one of ur testicles. (Eshay Testicles Can never get destroyed).

Sixth Step: Mix Everything together and put it in a Sub-zero fridge for 69 years.

Seventh Step: Put it in a nova for 92 years

Eight Step: Bully Trish.

Ninth Step: Your Done.

Warning: It is only consumable and possible to be done by Eshays.
As the heat of 320000 °C and -234 °C in your mouth isn’t edible by primitive Homosapiens, so update ur life.

Ishan turned into a Black-hole while attempting to eat Dotard

by Jai Autist April 5, 2021

DogTurd

When you are terrible. The lowest of the low. When dog water isn’t enough you are dogturd

Brodie: your absolute dog water
Brad: no your a dogturd 😎

by Hello my vhild child June 7, 2021

Dougtard

Someone who is liberal or conservative when convenient because they think it makes themselves appear younger and hip. When in reality they just have a bad hip.

Those girls don't think you are 30, they just think you are a Dougtard.

by jgray1975 September 26, 2023

Dootard

A person who moves, thinks, or behaves in an extremely SLOW manner.

We wanted Brian to come to the concerns with us, but he lost his ticket. He’s such a dootard.

by NagoDrova September 16, 2025

mexican dogturd

When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.

by Mtd November 15, 2016