DogTurd

When you are terrible. The lowest of the low. When dog water isn’t enough you are dogturd

Brodie: your absolute dog water
Brad: no your a dogturd 😎

by Hello my vhild child June 7, 2021

mexican dogturd

When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.

by Mtd November 15, 2016

ghosting that dog turd

When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.

Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 2, 2018

dog turd

A large, smelly and usually cheap cigar.

Hey Jim, if you're gonna get in my car, put out that dog turd you're smokin'!

by Chris Teceno September 23, 2005

dogtard

A retarded dog.
Not able to function as a normal dog.

My dog is a fucking dogtard.
My stupid fucking animal is a dogtard.

by TheChristianator May 25, 2010

Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

Dogtard

Dogtard, short for Dog Retarded, refers to dog owners that repeatedly do stupid things with their animals such as allow them to run out in the street off leash, or leave them alone in a car when its hot outside.

I saw another Dogtard at the dog park today. His german shephard started picking on a smaller dog and he just stood there, picking his nose.

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011