Dougtard
Someone who is liberal or conservative when convenient because they think it makes themselves appear younger and hip. When in reality they just have a bad hip.
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drugtard
Someone who is perpetually on drugs and comes up to you on the street and is like, "...blah, blah, blah," for hours. All you try to do is get away but they keep yapping about bullshit that they make up. (I swear to you there is a drugtard at my door right now knocking and knocking away as I'm typing this). A lot of times they are your neighbors and you have to avoid them as much as possible because they will ask you for some stupid ass favor or make up some crisis because they have no jobs and nothing to do but be on drugs and addictive medication.
Most of the people who live in this apartment complex are students or drugtards. The drugtards are a pain in the ass.
drugtard by sonicturkey April 4, 2006
dogtard
dogtard by TheChristianator May 25, 2010
Dogtard
Dogtard, short for Dog Retarded, refers to dog owners that repeatedly do stupid things with their animals such as allow them to run out in the street off leash, or leave them alone in a car when its hot outside.
I saw another Dogtard at the dog park today. His german shephard started picking on a smaller dog and he just stood there, picking his nose.
Dogtard by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011
Doubtard
A joy kill that insists a good thing that everyone else is rooting for is not going to happen and/or solve a problem. A cross between a doubter and a retard.
Person 1: Bruh, this dude just said that The Great Meme Reset is not gonna happen, and never will.
Person 2: Probably because he's a doubtard, don't listen to him.
Person 2: Probably because he's a doubtard, don't listen to him.
Doubtard by AppleBloomTheDictionary November 12, 2025