Ditterization

The realization that what you are touching is wrong or inappropriate

"As Tommy D leaned in to skim her inner thigh, he retracted his hand with an overwhelming ditterization that this was inappropriate"

"I learned that a 12 volt electric shot was painful when I regrettably and inappropriately licked the ditterization-operation doll"

by Horn Dogs June 22, 2009

distention

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.

I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.

by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

dither

a state of confusion

After that experience I will be in a dither for the rest of the night.

by Light Joker May 28, 2007

Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

dithering

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow

Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.

by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

Disterclass

When somebody’s tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass

Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses

by Greg le goat March 6, 2021

Michael Dittemore

Demi-God who fell in love with Rachael Brooks, beautiful love who made him complete. Will rule the universe together with their love alone.

Michael Dittemore : Blood runs thicker than water.

by skrijiit July 22, 2011