Pimpin in distress

Pimpin in distress is not about “pimping” in the literal sense, but in the slang sense, such as “balling”

Pimpin in distress is like when you have too many boyfriends and fans that are getting jealous of each other and you handle it

OR

Pimpin in distress means that everyone else around you is stressing and you are still balling. Urban Dictionary should make me a mug with this new catch phrase…

Crescenda

I don’t think I can, ive got too many fans
Pimpin in distress

by Andrea Pearson Haas June 28, 2020

distrubing

A quality that olzen has.

Olzen is distrubing. Please make him stop.

by Hamscratch McRugged. June 17, 2003

distrusting

The act of excessive porn watching and masturbation to the point where your penis is shriveled as a raisin and frosted with dried cum.

Yehuda's wife couldn't take him distrusting anymore cuz he couldn't get it up for her anymore.

by Jacko 12345 September 19, 2015

distression

-depression + distress= distression
-occurs during deep depression hours
-the result of craving genitals of another human
- also the result of being in deeply distress for numerous reasons
- A very effective tool for explaining the gravity of your sexual HUNGER

Wow i really wanna be pummeled in my tiny ass my poor scalp is tingling fuck in in a deep sexual distression.

by a teen in a deep distression May 18, 2018

distructiver

how a toddler acts when they destry more and more things in a day

My son was even more distructiver than usual when he drew on the walls.

by Michelle Kelley August 21, 2003

Borderline Personality Damsel in Distress

An individual who exhibits traits of BPD as described by the DSM V however has not been officially diagnosed with said condition. Is usually stigmatized for “dramatic” and “histrionic” behavior.

David rolled his eyes at dinner when Jordan drunkenly lashed out at his Christian mother for misgendering them on the first meeting and called him out for being a borderline personality damsel in distress.

by jkbbrbrg September 2, 2021

Asexual distress

The feeling an asexual person gets when their asexuality is threatened by a concept or individual who gives them the horny.

Person 1: *touches asexual person's side* Gotcha!!

Asexual Person: * blushes uwu * Hey!! Knock it off!!!

Person 2: Yeah, you're giving them asexual distress lol

Person 1: what's that?

Person 2: idk they just screamed that at me when I did that

by Jess-ta trashbag May 17, 2020