disterned

1.) Looking disturbingly stern.

2.) If your like my partner, you'll occassionally forget words so new ones just spurt out. I liked this one LOL.

"You're looking particular disterned"

by S.P May 23, 2008

distexia

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

double-disked

To have the same DVD disk sent to you twice in a row by your movie rental subscription, ie. netflix or blockbuster.

I was all excited to watch disk 3 of Heros, only to realize i had been double-disked!

by cupcake143 February 5, 2010

Mud dusted

Slang for passing gas as you walk in front of someone

you just got mud dusted!

by S.W.J February 22, 2018

Crop dusted

When you walk past someone and fart and then walk away, leaving them in your fart smell.

“Leonard: Guess what I did today, Brandon?
Brandon: What did you do?
Leonard: I crop dusted Joe Biden as I walked past him this morning leaving a trail of my gas for him to smell and eventually vomit. Haha.
Brandon: Ha, I bet it was really nasty smelling.
Leonard: You bet your ass it was. Haha.”

by efishies15 July 30, 2020

Bean Dusted

When you're spooning and your fart tickles her bean.

Me: Bro I bean dusted my girl last night and she got instantly wet.

by WhiteHead69420 December 12, 2022

“Too blissed to be dissed”

The state beyond blessed, where your life is so blissful that yuh haters can’t even diss you.

As a statement I am “Too blissed to be dissed”
Or with the use of we, you or they are too blissed to be dissed

by Kwan di dun November 16, 2021