Sexually Distracted

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

Disturbed

Disturbed
1. A good metal band...Well, all depends on your definition of metal...
2. A lead singer who should have kept his extremely sexy self away from Jonathan Davis.
3. Chevelle has nothing on their fellow Chicagoians.

How in the fuck does David Draiman do the opening sound effects for "Down With The Sickness?'

by Who's the boss now, biatch? June 5, 2004

Disturbed

Kick-ass metal band with a really sexy lead singer!! Hell yeah! What more could you ask for?

any1 against Disturbed will be maimed, personally, by me, sometime in their life.

by Laura October 23, 2003

disturbed

Unlike my fellow Distubed fans (who own) i will tell u WHY Disturbed owns.
1.Fuck those who say the voclals are repaeted over and over i (and many others) belive that they ehcane the meaning behing what they music is about
2.The music is incridable for all those they say it suck caome to my houise with a gutair and play something better and i'll belive u ,but, until that happens disturbed is THE ONLY BAND that u can actually "listen' to and understand the music (unlike blick-182)
in short n(as it has been said many times before) DISTURBED OWNS!

Things i felt so long before i don't remeber

by the ownnage master January 21, 2005

Disturbed

best band ever!!! y dont u dumb a**es like them??? they r the greatest most talented band of all time. no other band matters. DISTURBED!!!

best band ever!!!

by Disturbed~Pyro January 27, 2004

Disturbed

The most spectacular badass rock band on earth, together with Cradle and others. Disturbed just rule.

Disturbed own, no questions asked.

by TheRailgunner April 18, 2006

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.

I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023