hairectile dysfunction

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

by scrollocked April 5, 2009

Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004

disfunctionality

a state of being disfunctional; a personality in a disfunctional state; a personality in which nothing is in order and scattered

She broke her key in the door, locked herself out of the house, got a speeding ticket, and broke up with her boyfriend all in the same day. She definitely has some disfunctionality going on right there.

by tripleTthatsme October 22, 2009

Dysfunction Junction

One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.

I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.

by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009

Dysfuntional Steamroller

It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.

Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"

Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"

Brad: "Did what?"

Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."

Brad: "Did you pollute too?"

Ben: "Yep"

Brad: "Up top ben"

(High five slap)

by Maczofri January 21, 2011

pornlovian erectile dysfunction

Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions

He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction

by Freyjawired August 5, 2018