Dyslexic by accident

Somebody who misreads something

"Don't judge him, he's dyslexic by accident"

by KP2003 March 25, 2020

Dishlexia

noun ~ a general term involving difficulty in learning to put dishes in the dishwasher. Especially when the dishwasher is empty.

Sally suffered from DISHLEXIA ; her mother was frustrated to no end when a dirty dish was placed on the counter or in the sink when the dishwasher was empty and ready to receive it.

by SherPkSeana April 24, 2020

discrefication

Defecation with discretion, eg. hiding while pooping.

He was far from a rest stop when the Taco Bell caught up with him so he pulled over and hid behind some bushes for a discrefication.

by Uncle Howdy July 15, 2021

Dyslexic Carl

a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”

Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot

Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck

by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021

Dyslexic jackass

can’t spell for shit and probably will bald at 19

Dam bro look at that dyslexic jackass

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

The Dyslexic Effect

The Dyslexic Effect means, having a stroke.

Female: Oh hi, how are you?
Male: yA*GDiowjpkawduiyuhawkmdlaosjudhokp
Female: oh god why does he have the Dyslexic Effect

by TheRealGeoBoy February 9, 2021

Compound dyslexicia

A girl who is not only dyslexic but has no good things going for her. Girls be dyslexic.

Jon: this bitch has compound dyslexicia
Jamie: I’m going to use him because I don’t care.
Jon: she is so dyslexic, but she’s so bad she has compound dyslexicia.

by Compound dyslexic December 22, 2021