learning disability

A brain abnormality/malfunction one has if/when not writing indexed annuities.

Wow....that monkey who calls himself a stockbroker has a learning disability. He only does stocks and mutual funds.

by tsg sc January 12, 2009

Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.

I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.

by Epsylon April 15, 2010

the disabled kid

1. the kid in class who is in a wheelchair, pretty chill student most of the time
2. the american kid who is in a wheelchair until he got up and pulled out a glock 19

1. "did you hear about the disabled kid?"
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by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Disabled Mentalism

Being disabled due to your mental state

Your disabled mentalism has gotten you quite stiff, hasn't it?
Why didn't you plant the bomb, is it because of your Disabled Mentalism?

by Kasrii June 19, 2018

mentally disabled

A state of excessive intoxication where the brain stops functioning normally. May also be referred to as being blacked out.

I'm going to drink so much tonight that I'm going to be mentally disabled.

by fourfoursevens April 29, 2009

Disabled Football clan

Disabled Football clan discord server

Disabled Football clan is a Discord server with 1k members

by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021

Social Security Disability

The Holy Grail of government entitlements. In the projects, receiving this benefit is the equivalent to being knighted in Great Britain. Only the laziest and truest scum of the earth seek to attain it's $700-a-month-for-life brilliance.

I got the bipolar, my niglet got the ADHD, and my momma got the diabetes. God blessed us with money for life! We's on the Social Security Disability!

by Darius from Quebec September 20, 2012