Dipdick

Sticking your dick in another persons ass hole. Before ejaculation your dog unexpectedly comes out of nowhere and licks your sweaty ball sack macking you pull out quickly with your shit dick. After doing so you go hunt down the dog and kill it but then stuff it as a memory.

Chris was getting Andy from behind when their dog came out of nowhere and licked his balls. What dipdicks! That was the second time this had happened. They should have known better and tied the dog up.

by theycallmeballsdeep March 20, 2009

Dipidydumbfuck

{Dipidydumbfudge}- (To keep out of trouble), a {dipidydumbfuck}- is a Person who is completely stupid and makes a complete fool of themselves in front of everyone. A {dipidydumbfuck} is more well known as the modern day dumbass. "Excuse my swearing"

"No offense to all you models" but when a Miss America model is asked what her opinion is about todays economy and she says somthing like... "Well, we all should try our best to conserve our natural wildlife." then she is being a {dipidydumbfuck}.

by xZULU R3LIVESx April 27, 2009

didiculous

Extremely ridiculous, over the top crazy

Those pictures from last night's blow-out were didiculous.
Her tweets are absolutely didiculous!

by girlmeetsbot March 31, 2011

dilicament

a cross between a dilemma and a predicament where one finds themselves in a sticky situation.

Doug found himself caught in a dilicament.

by dan beaver May 9, 2011

Dipscussion

Noun - (pronounced dip-skush-uhn) When a group of individuals congregate and proceed to carry out a discourse of thought while simultaneously partaking in the use of smokeless tobacco; ie. "dip".

Syn; Dipscush-own, Chew Talk, Copenhagen Conversation, Night Time Bitching Session, Skoal Symposium.

Jeremy: "Hey Ben, wanna go have a chew and shoot the shit?"

Ben: "Pssht, you know I'm always down for a good old fashioned DIPSCUSSION."

by CaptDraven July 12, 2011

dipwich

Someone who acts incredibly dense while thinking themselves clever or superior. Marked by denial or obliviousness of how their behavior annoys others. Similar to dipwad, but more officious.

"General, the President wants to see you tomorrow at 9 a.m."
"Excuse me?"
"(sigh) 0900 ..."
"Thank you!"
"... dipwich"

by Ray the Curmudgeon September 2, 2013

Dipsicle

Another term for "dipstick" used in a small town in Alabama. You say this to people as a joke when they are acting especially rude.

Person 1: Ugh, I don't know how this could happen. Why does no one want to be my friend?

Person 2: I don't know, but maybe if you weren't such a dipsicle, this wouldn't happen.

by __pseudonym September 23, 2018