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double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.
Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.
by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009
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Dragon dildo

A dragon dildo is a dildo resembling a dragon's penis.
I just ordered a bunch of dragon dildos.
by Kelvin the Ice Dragon December 13, 2014
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cocaine or dildo

Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.
P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.
by OpalLucy17 May 10, 2018
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Dialog tree

A dialog tree is a rhetorical tool used by people who want to steer the direction of a debate down a path that that the debater is more comfortable with. This word is borrowed from the concept in most RPG games you only ever get a few dialog options and the dialogee is only capable of answering a set of questions that are prepared.
Jeffs Dialog tree:

Jeff: I support the Trump wall because I love my country and I want to adequately protect our border. Do you hate america?
Mike: I love america as well and want to protect our border but I don't think the wall is a good way to achieve that since you can dig under walls and it seems very expensive.
Jeff: Immigrants mostly steal jobs from poor black people. Do you want black people to suffer?
Mike: Wait, I thought we were talking about the wall?
Jeff: How does it make you feel that immigrants are stealing jobs from poor black americans?
Jeff never addresses the questions Mikes questions or interprets them in way that will lead down a dialog path Jeff is familiar with

As opposed to:
Jeff: I love america and I want to protect our boarder and I think Trumps wall is a good way to achieve that.
Mike: I love america as well and want to protect our border but I don't think the wall is a good way to achieve that since you can dig under walls and it seems very expensive.
Jeff: I guess I didn't think about peoples ability to dig holes, but I'd still argue that it would dampen their influx.
constructive argument
by minivergur February 4, 2019
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dildoist

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.
Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021
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Dalloway

Definition: the Funniest person you’ll ever meet. All Dalloway’s have an amazing fashion sense. If you happen to meet a Dalloway. Make friends with them quick! Dalloway makes friends quick and wont mind adding you to their group. Easy to talk to and an amazing person.
“Dude, she’s so cool! I wish I could be a friend of hers!” “Well go on then! She’s such a Dalloway.”

“Did you hear that joke Dalloway cracked the other day? It was hilarious!”
by MugMaker January 3, 2022
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anime dragon dildo

The act of dressing up as your favorite anime character and ramming a dragon dildo into your anus while screaming "HAIL HYDRA"
Guy: I heard my neighbor anime dragon dildoing last night

Girl: Man that sounds hot
by AnimeDragonDildoReviewer February 17, 2017
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