random dining

random dining

to go to restaurant. wait till someone leaves their table, sit in their place, eat their food and converse politely with the person opposite. repeat until thrown out

clare has been banned from every restaurant in town for random dining

by R Molloy March 2, 2008

schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

Booba Diving

Diving face first into a pair of boobs. Occasionally you have to come up for air.

Jeff: Look at that guy go, he's got it on tonight.

Brad: Yeah he's gone booba diving, we won't be seeing him for a while.

by Azzacadabra February 12, 2013

Scoop Diving

A term used when an individual takes an eats a handful of pick'n'mix without paying for the said sweets.

Jeremy distracted the shopkeeper as Graham started scoop diving for cola bottles and jelly dolphins.

by A. Pottswater October 8, 2009

tongue diving

Similar to crowd surfing or stage diving, tonguediving or tongue diving involves a musician jumping into the crowd to make out with audience members. Coined (after being performed) by Adam Lambert on 17 August 2010.

Adam Lambert was equal-opportunity tongue diving again during the encore of last night's concert. The Glamberts were flipping the fuck out.

by aonvas August 18, 2010

disingenue

A young woman whose appearance of artless innocence hides a biting insincerity.

The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.

by bluestocking February 25, 2008

Dirking

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.

Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!

by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009