diginity

A portmanteau of digital and virginity. Ones "digital virginity," which can be lost by having cybersex. Often it is lost unwillingly and without any notice of the impending assault.

Randle screws Brotherlouie27 and takes his diginity.

by Randle99 November 1, 2007

dijonnaise

1. (noun) mustard and mayo in the same bottle, produced by American corporation Best Foods

2. (verb) to ejaculate

1. Bro, my hot dog is lacking, pass me that dijonnaise.

2. Bitch, I'ma dijonnaise on yo face!

by bayareaconductors-weruntrain June 9, 2009

Diagonal Sex

Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."

"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"

1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"

by Caboose988 July 9, 2018

Digin

To use any form of social media. To make a Tweet or Pinterest post, Facebook comment or other form of letting others now what you are thinking, doing or saying. Pronounced ( Dejin )

When I asked Natalie what she was doing, she replied " I'm Digin about the Today's show attempt to get this word in the Oxford dictionary on Twitter."

by Drex_Dragon1 October 11, 2013

Fuck Me Diagonally

similar to 'fuck me sideways' but with a harsher meaning and used often to describe something so fucked up and outrageous it's not even funny. also a california shit bitch

doctor- "your wife is pregnant with twins who both have AIDS."

you- "Fuck Me!"

doctor- "you didn't let me finish. you also have AIDS."

you- "FUCK ME DIAGONALLY!!!!"

by hell in a hand basket... November 16, 2011

dignity

the true meaning of dignity- Walking with pride even when you have none to have even if you began with none.

However, this is not the case when trying to show off, or if you are just plain a jerk.

After being embarrsed when trying to bully Rick, John stood up straight, scraped up the little dignity he had, and left the room.

by JmanXD February 23, 2010

dignitude

noun: the quality that appears the possessor as dignity but appears to others as foolishness. Originated in a 2000 Saturday Night Live skit in which Al Gore and George W. Bush are playing Scrabble, and Bush attempts to add the word "dignitude." Gore challenges him to use it in a sentence, and Bush replies, "As President, George W. Bush carried himself with great dignitude"

(Edited from atemperman's original post)

As President, George W. Bush carried himself with great dignitude

by Overand February 12, 2005