Dicksturbed

Having penile disturbances.

Kevin: Damn dude, why do you look so dicksturbed?
Ross: I sprayed a load of fragrance on my dick and now it burns like hell. I want to kill myself. FUCK.

by madlad1991 November 24, 2024

dickslop

A way to describe food made in Chuck E. Cheese

"Wow this Chuck E. Cheese pizza is just plain dickslop!"

"What kind of dickslop is this?"

by mrtankman5000 August 21, 2025

Dicksmorphia

When a male thinks his penis is bigger than it actually is.

“Girl, he told me I wouldn’t be able to handle his wood! Dude had some serious dicksmorphia! I didn’t even feel a thing!”

by Bewje October 8, 2025

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.

Aaron likes getting Texas dickslapped

by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018