Poopy Dickens

Colloquial term for a dude who's always trying to sneak in his girls' backdoor, or one showing up after a night with that extra-kinky girl down the way.

Dude A: Well, if it isn't Poopy Dickens walkin' through the door at 5 a.m.!

Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.

by OpusAtrum August 6, 2008

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester

A true royal indeed. He resides in Manchester after 12 grueling years of war. He has promised to kill all humans before 2025. He's also very gay.

Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester is a master of the arts.

by duwqgyfbwf May 17, 2022

dickens

(noun) Any kind of a law enforcement officer who can levy a buzzkill. A cop, etc.

There's a dickens on your left. Turn right, mofo.
Lookout...Dickens!
Dicken's on your left, hit it.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

dickens cider box

Puttin yo dick inside her...

Coty's puttin his dickens cider box.

by Tyler May 12, 2004

dickens

abbreviation of "time-in-the-past-when-I-was-kicked-directly-in-the-dick-and-balls"; first shortened to "dick-and-balls" and then to "dick-ands," and finally to "dickens"

"That hurt like the dickens!"

by MrTheDickens December 5, 2012

Avatar: the Last Dickbender

When you are having intercourse with a cancer patient and you place your penis across the middle of their bald scalp, from behind, and the cancer parient takes a selfie.

I saw that girl’s Snapchat story and she looked like Avatar: the Last Dickbender.

by Docta Soose April 11, 2019

dickfensive

The trait of being extraordinarily defensive about one's male heterosexuality.

Jerry: Dude, quit clowning. What are you, gay?
Gary: What the fuck! Why the fuck would you ask that?
Jerry: Dude, I'm just kidding. Don't be so dickfensive.

by Thick Juicy Dick May 26, 2008