virginius tiny dickus

a closet gay stuck living in his parents basement spending more time looking at porn and playing computer games then actually interacting with real people accept for on the internet. has never gotten laid, not even by the family pet. VIRGIN despite expensive schooling and being surround by girls or guys depending on which side of the closet door he is on can never seem to get a date. when with other male friends jokes about shit and being gay are often tossed around in attempts to hide the fact that he is gay and has a shit fetish. often he replaces a significant other with technology by spending copious amounts of money on worthless pieces of technological crap! ie:computer shit, video and sound shit and telephony crap. tends to neglect his vehicle, gets into multiple crashes "not his fault" also has no mechanical understanding.

Geek, Gamer, Nerd, fag, loser, virgin, closet gay, momma's boy, chronic masturbater

virginius tiny dickus loves to watch gay porn and jack off after he has played hours of video games which he sucks at in the basement of his parents place where he lives.

by 3 |^|^| 0 syndicate March 16, 2009

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dickus

any idiot who decides to add a definition to this site, and begins their definition by adding the suffix "us" to the word being defined, and also usually beginning with the word homo before the defined word. Their motive behind this somewhat strange, but what I believe is an attempt to sounds smart and learned

Take the word "Referee" for example and imagine someone is defining it:

Of the order "homo cock-suckerus", referees are forever screwing up sports matches. Particularly in my last game of football, where the prick sent me off for supposed violent conduct.

In a sentence: John is such a dickus, he tries to sound like he knows latin, or science or anything really......

by a fish called rowanda July 28, 2008

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Dickussion

a discussion about dicks, usually happening between females.

"Did you know that he's gut a huge dick?" - "Oh boy, are we having a dickussion again?!"

by Jknowsbetter March 23, 2018

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Biggus dickus syndrome

Having the absolute most chad like energy in the most fake way possible. Being a god incarnate of raw power and still being a bit of a pleb. Literally admitting to oneself that they were at their worst when they were being toxic, and at their best when they were on a constant adrenaline rush of fuck you.

“Holy shit dude, you’ve gotta have biggus dickus syndrome”
“MY HONOR COMPELLS ME, BITCH”

by DaveStriderGum November 8, 2021

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