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Bloatation Device

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.
after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.
by got MILF? August 22, 2006
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Danny Devito

"Danny Devito is daddy."
"Danny Devito can hit me with a car and I'd thank him."
"Praise Lord Danny Decheeto"
by phan.exe__ November 26, 2019
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The Infernal Devices

The Infernal Devices is the prequel series to The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare. It was the second published series in The Shadowhunter Chronicles, but is the first story chronologically.
Tessa, Will and Jem are in a Lovetriangle
Shortcut: TID
by Carlalena January 30, 2015
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devotee

1. One who is ardently devoted to something; an enthusiast or advocate: a devotee of sports.
2. An ardent or fanatical adherent of a religion.
OMG she is such a Depeche Mode devotee, she has watched ALL of their concerts!
by angel2947 June 9, 2013
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Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.
"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"
by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009
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Danny Devito

When a woman is naked on rollerskates and she licks a bald midgets ass while he is upside down.
Hey Clint I heard your ex girlfried went to midget wrestling match and gave one of the wrestelers a Danny Devito after it.
by Jameson Carter January 17, 2008
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