double devious

When a story told is lead with a decent innuendo, goes on to be totally unsexy and finally reveals a naughty surprise.

Alex: Where might you hide your underwhear?
Alex: Ah yes, that's right, I'm afraid wearing it on your person is the least hygienic option since it will become dirty.
Alex: Oh I don't even wear any for that reason.
Dana: Such a double devious this story.

by neĝleopardo September 19, 2019

The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022

Devious Devil

The most deviated of the devious individuals

Kaleb is being a devious devil swigging snooty tickling dat booty.

by The Devious Devil November 10, 2022

Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.

Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!

by Dumbbimbo January 3, 2021

Devious Lick

To Rob the School Of an Item and Take it home

Dude: Yo I just hit a Devious Lick
Dude 2: How nefarious 😈

by Urinal_goblin September 8, 2021

Devious Lick

A lick but you're a menace to society. Stealing something dastardly, deviously, and despicably.

"ayo how's your first week of school bro?"
"just hit a devious lick, got this fuckin soap dispenser"

by Ryanhat September 10, 2021

Devious Lick

It started on September 6 2021 where people stole soap dispensers from school and now compete to see who has the most devious lick it’s when you steal school property and try to beat others devious licks

Bro I just hit the most devious lick “pulls security camera from backpack”

by TJHIJINX September 10, 2021