Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 May 14, 2018

Deacon edition

An item that the deacon of a Southern Baptist church would possess. Suits would typically be baggy and in vibrant colors(orange, purple, green) and paired with gold rim glasses. Vehicles would often be accessorized with a vinyl top. It could apply to cars, article of clothing, jewelry, etc

Did you see brother Tyrone's new suit?
Ooooh yeah, boy got that "deacon edition" to match his Monte Carlo

by TXjoker June 9, 2018

decodeunicode

A sexy beast who is so cool

Guy: "Man, did you play decodeunicode's game Town?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, it was so fun"
Decode: "You guys played my game?"
Guy 1 and 2: "OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT THE CHAD GAMER DECODEUNICODE?!?!?"
Decode: "yes its me"
Guy 1 and 2: "OMG IM SUCH A BIG FAN!!!!!!"

by chungusamongus July 30, 2021

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

fart deco

The art of spraying farticles or sharticles around the toilet bowl that do not wash away when you flush

I leave an impressive fart deco display after eating Taco Bell.

by r. deader February 1, 2015

John Deacon

A SMOL bean, bassist for queen, *extreem floof*

John Deacon is the best bass player ever

by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020

dirty deacon

when ones name is deacon who is a gay piece of shit that fucks his best friend in the ass multiple times.

Oh dirty deacon.

by cubby_50 September 11, 2021