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Depressed

DEPRESSED:
/dəˈprest/
When someone is 'depressed' it means that they are not happy. They don't know what is causing them to be depressed, they just are. They feel hollow inside and don't know why. Depression is made up of: Anxiety, sadness, loneliness, and confusion.

There are sadly people that are depression posers. Now you're probably wondering, "what the hell does he mean by 'depression posers?'"

'DEPRESSION POSERS' are people that state that they are depressed. They say they are depressed because someone recently dumped them, they aren't doing so well in school, or some other shitty reason. They will go off saying that they are "So depressed" and it gets annoying. They want attention. That's why they tell people they are depressed. Anyone with depression doesn't state it out loud, and probably doesn't know they even are depressed. Someone might go up and ask an actual depressed being if he/she is depressed. Depression posers say it before anyone asks them. Depression posers are attention whores and stereotypical emo kids. Now why the fuck are you lookin' up depression on Urban Dictionary? Eh, I guess some of the definitions can be funny. Why the fuck am I writing the definition for depression on urban dictionary? Well I guess to share my opinion and call out the 12-16 year olds who are depression posers.
Depressed Being: "I don't know what it is... It just feels like something is missing

Depression poser: "omfg, I'm so depressed."

Depressed Being: "Yeah dad... Everything's alright... I think.."

Depression Poser: "Dad, you wouldn't understand... I'm depressed."

Depressed Being: "It'll get better... whatever it is..."

Depression Poser: "I just want to shoot myself right now... Or slit my throat... Or cut myself. Man I'm so depressed."

Guy sitting next to depression poser: "Shut the fuck up."

Guy sitting next to depressed being: "Hey... You okay?"
by iSammy! March 12, 2015
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Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.
"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"
by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009
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I am depressed

I think heavy from tf2 is sad, and will soon comit sudoku
I am depressed! Listen here pal I'm an engineer I don't fix problems, SLAM!
by MR CRiNGE25 October 22, 2020
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depressed people

me:yo dude follow my new account
friend: what is it?
me: RIP_X_sadboi
friend *under breath* :depressed people nowadays
by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019
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depresseder

Omg you made me feel depresseder. I feel more depressed now
by Possum12332 October 27, 2017
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Depressed

Depression is when you get super sad and become quiet. You stop talking to people and think poorly of yourself. Depression is usually caused by being treated poorly such as bullying. Depression might make you cry a lot, cut, starve yourself and not want to do anything.
by hi guyos June 9, 2018
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depressedpacito

person 1: I'm depressedpacito
person 2: lol same
by depressedpacito December 21, 2018
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